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"Bill Cleere" <
bcleere@gmail.com> wrote in news:1164601528.531257.190050 @l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com:
Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from
anything you read lately on Usenet.
Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the *duty* -- to
proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival
and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,
and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the
shit to pass, on account of because I been around
longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around
when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks
of it will be maybe next Thursday.
Which means merely that you'll miss the good
shit and the accompanying information and opinion,
all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,
When I put it down, it *stays* down.
"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"
And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.
I am intrugued by your jihad, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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