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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664.1 to All on Sat Oct 29 07:54:06 2022
    If you see a monk going door to door selling flowers, call the authorities immediately

    Because only YOU can prevent florist friars

    ... What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on a head

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Jay Harris on Tue Nov 1 08:01:50 2022
    ... What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on a head

    The wife & I were driving up to the lake to visit her sister, when I saw a sign that said, "Speed limit 55MPH ahead," I looked at her & said, "one, two. . " she interrupted with a sound "NO!"

    She knows me too well!





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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Nov 2 01:27:00 2022
    George,

    The wife & I were driving up to the lake to visit her sister, when I
    saw a sign that said, "Speed limit 55MPH ahead," I looked at her &
    said, "one, two. . " she interrupted with a sound "NO!"

    She knows me too well!

    That's like the one where the blondes saw the signs on the highway
    noting "Clean Restrooms Ahead".

    It took a lot of money to purchase cleaning supplies to clean all of
    the bathrooms over the next several miles. <G>

    Daryl

    ... "I don't drink water. Fish [have sex] in it." -W.C. Fields
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  • From August Abolins@1:396/45.29 to Jay Harris on Sun Nov 6 09:28:00 2022
    Hello Jay!

    ** On Saturday 29.10.22 - 07:54, Jay Harris wrote to All:

    If you see a monk going door to door selling flowers, call the
    authorities immediately

    Because only YOU can prevent florist friars


    I heard this variation somewhere: "... Never buy flowers from a
    monk. Only you can prevent florist friars."

    --
    ../|ug

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