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  • Canada puns, eh?

    From George Pope@1:153/757 to Dr. What on Fri Jul 26 09:37:22 2024
    Happy birthday Canada on the 1st of July!

    Do you know how Canada got its name?

    I've herd of this story. . .

    The three guys who discovered it put some letters in a bag and decided to name the country after the letters they pulled out.
    First guy: I got a "C", eh.
    Second guy: I got an "N", eh.
    Third guy: I got a "D", eh.

    Shh, that's our big secret! Or it WAS!!!!

    Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.

    My daughter got me a ôCanada ô sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
    ôItÆs aspirational ô she said.
    Ooooof...

    In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
    They give us Nickelback

    Q: What do Canada and Mexico have in common? A: They have us in the middle.

    A Canadian man is told to write a paper on a letter, so he says An "S," eh?




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    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)