Can you send pics?
Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote
Hilarious question coming from the loser troll who has been slinging
little schoolyard juvenile "iKook" and "low IQ" insults at everyone in
the Apple newsgroups who dares to use a certain product for which he has
a raging, tiny, little hate boner for literal years...
I try to understand you strange people, Jolly Roger, so I love your posts.
You want this newsgroup to be all about the Apple YELLOW advertisements, which are "way cool" and you want it to be about their special glass that nobody else has the trademark for, and you want us to gloat about Apple's profits because that makes you feel your herd decisions are correct, etc.
I get it, Jolly Roger.
You want this newsgroup to only talk about Apple's marketing gimmicks.
Whenever Apple spouts a new marketing gimmick (titanium!!!!!!!!!!!), you
want all of us to rave about it - so that you feel better about your phone.
OK. I'll help you.
Do you want to know what Apple is the best in the world at, Jolly Roger?
I know what Apple is better at than anyone else in the world, JR.
Do you know what Apple does best?
I do.
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