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  • Re: Sorry, Mac Fans: Linux Is Actually the Better Windows Replacement

    From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy,comp.sys.mac.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 13:02:45 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Fri, 5 Sep 2025 14:19:31 -0700, Alan wrote:


    Tell you want. Pick the best ONE to exemplify your claim:


    Firstly, we must emphasize the basic fact:

    Micro$lop and Apphole do not produce operating systems. They
    produce mobility devices for the digitally infirm.

    In fact, we can best characterize Micro$lop/Apphole users as
    "retards in wheelchairs."

    YOU are a retard in a wheelchair.



    MS Office
    <https://www.microsoft.com/en-ca/microsoft-365>


    LaTex, baby, for superior documents of all kinds, especially
    mathematical documents.

    Also, MariaDB. Only retards in wheelchairs use spreadsheets
    (the spreadsheet was originally developed for digital cripples).



    MS Teams <https://www.microsoft.com/en-ca/microsoft-teams/group-chat-software>


    Who wants to waste time and bandwidth with group chats? Just
    start an IRC channel -- but one has to know how to write and that
    would exclude most Micro$lop/Apphole users.


    Full version of Acrobat
    <https://www.adobe.com/ca/acrobat/acrobat-pro.html>


    GNU/Linux is based on the PostScript language (from which
    PDF is derived) and thus the native utilities to handle same
    are abundant and comprehensive. They make Acrobat look like
    the toy that it is.

    But the pointy-clicky Micro$lop/Apphole retard would only drool
    in total confusion.



    Spektrum Programmer
    <https://www.spektrumrc.com>

    Go Pro software

    Foreflight (flight management software)
    https://foreflight.com


    You must be joking. (Just kidding. Retards in wheelchairs
    don't joke.)

    Only Micro$lop/Apphole would have "apps" for controlling
    vibrating dildos.
    --
    Gentoo: the only road to GNU/Linux perfection.
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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy,comp.sys.mac.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 12:43:45 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 9/5/2025 10:02 PM, Alan wrote:

    I'm not comparing my device to any of the Mac ones.  It's meant >>>>>>>> to meet the basic standards of a device.

    You're... ...really not bright.

    I am bright enough to recognize the logical flaw in buying a
    license at an absurdly low price.

    I thought it was an ethical flaw.

    You said that, right?

    Is there a meaningful difference?  It's either right or wrong.

    You must be very young.

    48, but this isn't something one needs to be old to know.

    It's usually the very young who see the world in just black and white.

    So I'll just assume you're very immature.


    You're not even making sense, so whatever you think doesn't affect me.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
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  • From Alan@nuh-uh@nope.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 11:17:06 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2025-09-06 06:02, Farley Flud wrote:
    On Fri, 5 Sep 2025 14:19:31 -0700, Alan wrote:


    Tell you want. Pick the best ONE to exemplify your claim:


    Firstly, we must emphasize the basic fact:

    Micro$lop and Apphole do not produce operating systems. ...


    Do you have any idea that you sound like a teenage virgin who's never
    going to get laid?
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  • From Tom Elam@thomas.e.elam@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy,comp.sys.mac.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 15:44:10 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 9/5/2025 10:02 PM, Alan wrote:
    On 2025-09-05 18:55, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 9/5/2025 9:01 PM, Alan wrote:

    I'm not comparing my device to any of the Mac ones.  It's meant >>>>>>>> to meet the basic standards of a device.

    You're... ...really not bright.

    I am bright enough to recognize the logical flaw in buying a
    license at an absurdly low price.

    I thought it was an ethical flaw.

    You said that, right?

    Is there a meaningful difference?  It's either right or wrong.

    You must be very young.


    48, but this isn't something one needs to be old to know.
    It's usually the very young who see the world in just black and white.

    So I'll just assume you're very immature.

    Really, Alan Baker is not the one who detects the slightest flaw in a
    post and from that point on labels the author a liar?
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  • From Alan@nuh-uh@nope.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy,comp.sys.mac.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 13:32:29 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2025-09-06 12:44, Tom Elam wrote:
    On 9/5/2025 10:02 PM, Alan wrote:
    On 2025-09-05 18:55, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 9/5/2025 9:01 PM, Alan wrote:

    I'm not comparing my device to any of the Mac ones.  It's meant >>>>>>>>> to meet the basic standards of a device.

    You're... ...really not bright.

    I am bright enough to recognize the logical flaw in buying a
    license at an absurdly low price.

    I thought it was an ethical flaw.

    You said that, right?

    Is there a meaningful difference?  It's either right or wrong.

    You must be very young.


    48, but this isn't something one needs to be old to know.
    It's usually the very young who see the world in just black and white.

    So I'll just assume you're very immature.

    Really, Alan Baker is not the one who detects the slightest flaw in a
    post and from that point on labels the author a liar?

    Is deliberately mislabelling a personal LinkedIn page as a "company
    website" when the writer knows precisely what a personal LinkedIn page is...

    ..because he has one...

    ...is that a "slight flaw"?
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  • From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 20:40:30 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 6 Sep 2025 11:17:06 -0700, Alan wrote:


    Do you have any idea that you sound like a teenage virgin who's never
    going to get laid?


    Spoken like a true retard in a wheelchair.

    Q.E.D.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
    --
    Gentoo: the only road to GNU/Linux perfection.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Alan@nuh-uh@nope.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 13:51:57 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2025-09-06 13:40, Farley Flud wrote:
    On Sat, 6 Sep 2025 11:17:06 -0700, Alan wrote:


    Do you have any idea that you sound like a teenage virgin who's never
    going to get laid?


    Spoken like a true retard in a wheelchair.

    Q.E.D.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
    Irony: learn what it means.

    :-)
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  • From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Sep 6 21:51:22 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 6 Sep 2025 13:51:57 -0700, Alan wrote:

    Irony: learn what it means.


    I was of the understanding that wheelchairs were made from
    aluminum, or perhaps, like bicycle frames, magnesium.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
    --
    Gentoo: the only road to GNU/Linux perfection.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Sep 7 18:31:42 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2025-09-06 2:17 p.m., Alan wrote:
    On 2025-09-06 06:02, Farley Flud wrote:
    On Fri, 5 Sep 2025 14:19:31 -0700, Alan wrote:


    Tell you want. Pick the best ONE to exemplify your claim:


    Firstly, we must emphasize the basic fact:

    Micro$lop and Apphole do not produce operating systems. ...


    Do you have any idea that you sound like a teenage virgin who's never
    going to get laid?

    You've finally provided him with an explanation as to why he is a
    middle-aged virgin. He should thank you, but he will insult you instead.
    --
    God be with you,

    CrudeSausage
    Islam is the enemy
    John 14:6
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