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  • The Ballad Of Phony Joel

    From Diego Garcia@dg@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Dec 25 10:12:46 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Joel, Joel, the phony troll,
    He's got no brains and he's got no soul,
    He lives his life in a toilet bowl,
    Can't buy shit 'cause he's on the dole,
    Hangs around cola like an ugly mole,
    Bullshit posts are his only goal,
    Let's shoot him in the head and throw him in a hole,
    Joel, Joel, the phony troll.
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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Dec 25 05:49:31 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 12/25/25 5:12 AM, Diego Garcia wrote:

    Joel, Joel, the phony troll,
    He's got no brains and he's got no soul,
    He lives his life in a toilet bowl,
    Can't buy shit 'cause he's on the dole,
    Hangs around cola like an ugly mole,
    Bullshit posts are his only goal,
    Let's shoot him in the head and throw him in a hole,
    Joel, Joel, the phony troll.


    You're the one who's the phony, dude. You judge everything in such a
    skewed way it's literally over-the-top narcissism/craziness, displayed publicly and proudly while anyone normal is amazed you could delude
    yourself that you do something great. You do something interesting, I suppose, in a limited respect, unusual and unique even, but objectively
    it's odd and not something to replicate en masse. It's OK for you, but
    you aren't a trendsetter. I am one. You can't call me a phony just
    because I don't bow down to your weirdo obsessions.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2