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  • High severity root exploit found in SystemD

    From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Mar 20 10:36:48 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    <https://lunduke.substack.com/p/systemd-root-access-exploit-found>

    "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all Devuan
    users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of shoveling
    unicorn sh*t."
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    CrudeSausage
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  • From RonB@ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Mar 21 02:20:06 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-03-20, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote: ><https://lunduke.substack.com/p/systemd-root-access-exploit-found>

    "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all Devuan users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of shoveling
    unicorn sh*t."

    And it's infected "how many" Linux systems so far? Another hypothetical "disaster" that's not happening? Meanwhile Windows upgrades (delivered by Microslop) can still take down millions and millions of Windows' machines.

    So... Windows, where real disaster is always looming, or Linux where hypothetical disasters are mentioned sometimes?

    I'll choose Linux, thank you.
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  • From rbowman@bowman@montana.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Mar 21 04:34:39 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 21 Mar 2026 02:20:06 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:

    On 2026-03-20, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    <https://lunduke.substack.com/p/systemd-root-access-exploit-found>

    "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all
    Devuan users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of
    shoveling unicorn sh*t."

    And it's infected "how many" Linux systems so far? Another hypothetical "disaster" that's not happening? Meanwhile Windows upgrades (delivered
    by Microslop) can still take down millions and millions of Windows'
    machines.

    Reportedly the March Windows upgrade was a pisser. You wanted to log into Teams, One Drive, etc. Sorry.
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  • From RonB@ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Mar 21 08:32:27 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-03-21, rbowman <bowman@montana.com> wrote:
    On Sat, 21 Mar 2026 02:20:06 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:

    On 2026-03-20, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote: >>><https://lunduke.substack.com/p/systemd-root-access-exploit-found>

    "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all
    Devuan users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of
    shoveling unicorn sh*t."

    And it's infected "how many" Linux systems so far? Another hypothetical
    "disaster" that's not happening? Meanwhile Windows upgrades (delivered
    by Microslop) can still take down millions and millions of Windows'
    machines.

    Reportedly the March Windows upgrade was a pisser. You wanted to log into Teams, One Drive, etc. Sorry.

    Fortunately my wife puts off Windows updates for as long as she can. Makes
    my life easier. Usually when something like this happens, they've gotten it fixed in the update she uses. (It'll get us some day, I'm sure.)
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  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Mar 21 08:23:58 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-03-20 10:20 p.m., RonB wrote:
    On 2026-03-20, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    <https://lunduke.substack.com/p/systemd-root-access-exploit-found>

    "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all Devuan
    users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of shoveling
    unicorn sh*t."

    And it's infected "how many" Linux systems so far? Another hypothetical "disaster" that's not happening? Meanwhile Windows upgrades (delivered by Microslop) can still take down millions and millions of Windows' machines.

    So... Windows, where real disaster is always looming, or Linux where hypothetical disasters are mentioned sometimes?

    I'll choose Linux, thank you.

    Actually, the video pretty much says that the bug has been fixed once
    the developers noticed it. It merely exposes a problem with SystemD
    which could have been used for nefarious purposes.
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    CrudeSausage
    Islam is poison, leftism is retardation.
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  • From RonB@ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Mar 22 06:07:43 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-03-21, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On 2026-03-20 10:20 p.m., RonB wrote:
    On 2026-03-20, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    <https://lunduke.substack.com/p/systemd-root-access-exploit-found>

    "Yet another high severity systemd bug in Ubuntu. Let us wish all Devuan >>> users a wonderful day out with their family, instead of shoveling
    unicorn sh*t."

    And it's infected "how many" Linux systems so far? Another hypothetical
    "disaster" that's not happening? Meanwhile Windows upgrades (delivered by
    Microslop) can still take down millions and millions of Windows' machines. >>
    So... Windows, where real disaster is always looming, or Linux where
    hypothetical disasters are mentioned sometimes?

    I'll choose Linux, thank you.

    Actually, the video pretty much says that the bug has been fixed once
    the developers noticed it. It merely exposes a problem with SystemD
    which could have been used for nefarious purposes.

    Okay. I think I kind of figured that out AFTER I posted. Sorry for missing
    the point.
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