• Oh, GOG.Com (Oct 2024 Ed)

    From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sat Oct 19 10:21:08 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action


    (cc customerservice@gog.com)

    Dear GOG,

    Please stop sending me emails with subject lines like
    "JXLBB22HMAAUDUDL8N expires in 24 HOURS". It's really annoying.

    It's not that I'm uninterested in those emails. If I were, I would
    unsubscribe. I _want_ to hear about your sales and the various
    discounts you're offering me. But that subject line is a real
    turn-off. It screams "spam" and "skeevy marketing tactics" and
    "corporate indifference to what people actually want" all in one. I
    never read those emails. They go directly to the junk bin. And it's
    all because of that stupid subject line.

    I know, I know; there's probably some guy in marketing who swears
    these subject lines are more effective. He insists that by keeping
    things mysterious with an indecipherable subject, you're forcing
    people to click through to the web-site and see what exciting deal
    they're getting, and that once they're there, customers are 16% more
    likely to buy, or something like that.

    But your no-DRM stance indicates you're more than just the bottom
    line; that you actually want to be a company with some morals and
    meaning. And these stupid, aggravating, annoying -and in my case,
    worthless- emails (since they're junked before I even see them) work
    contrary to your goals.

    So all I ask is that, in future, instead of seeing "RTBNJSDDGDFSADASDA
    expires in 24 hours", instead have a decipherable subject line like,
    "Your discount for Talos Principle expires in 24 hours". It humanizes
    you, annoys me less, gets through my spam filters, and may actually
    make me visit your web-site and buy the damn game.

    TL;DR: stop listening to the hacks in marketing. They're hated for a
    reason.


    Yours sincerely,

    A long-time and generally satisfied GOG.com customer

    Me.


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  • From Rin Stowleigh@rstowleigh@x-nospam-x.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sat Oct 19 12:35:28 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action

    On Sat, 19 Oct 2024 10:21:08 -0400, Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    TL;DR: stop listening to the hacks in marketing. They're hated for a
    reason.

    I've never understood why marketing douchebags don't understand that
    excessive spam tends to make us think less of their product, not more.

    There's probably a sweet spot frequency interval where "offers"
    actually strike the target and gain the recipients interest, and as
    someone who made it their life's goal to be SURE I never invest time
    trying to learn the art of effective marketing I can't claim to know
    what that interval is, but I don't think incessant spam is the ticket.

    There have been a number of online products or services I've just
    personally blacklisted from future purchases because their spam just
    left a bad taste and made me not want to do business with them ever
    again.
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  • From Mike S.@Mike_S@nowhere.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sat Oct 19 13:50:31 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action

    On Sat, 19 Oct 2024 12:35:28 -0400, Rin Stowleigh
    <rstowleigh@x-nospam-x.com> wrote:

    I've never understood why marketing douchebags don't understand that >excessive spam tends to make us think less of their product, not more.

    There's probably a sweet spot frequency interval where "offers"
    actually strike the target and gain the recipients interest, and as
    someone who made it their life's goal to be SURE I never invest time
    trying to learn the art of effective marketing I can't claim to know
    what that interval is, but I don't think incessant spam is the ticket.

    Yeah, I agree. Too few emails and I will forget your site even exists,
    too many and I will become numb to them and just ignore all of them.

    That is exactly what happened with GOG for me. I agree with Spalls
    here too. Those 24 hour so and so game expires emails from them are
    both excessive and annoying. They need to fucking tell you what game
    is being offered in the subject header. They don't and so I have had
    enough. I just delete them immediately.
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  • From rridge@rridge@csclub.uwaterloo.ca (Ross Ridge) to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sun Oct 20 00:01:15 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action

    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:
    Please stop sending me emails with subject lines like
    "JXLBB22HMAAUDUDL8N expires in 24 HOURS". It's really annoying.

    I used to get emails with subjects like that from GOG all the time, but
    I have't gotten one since July 13th. I did receive an email from them
    titled "Exclusive discount on Europa Universalis series" last week though.

    I've always just ignored the special code emails though. I never read
    them, let alone try to use one of the codes, so maybe they just gave up?
    --
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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sun Oct 20 10:22:15 2024
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    On Sun, 20 Oct 2024 00:01:15 -0000 (UTC), rridge@csclub.uwaterloo.ca
    (Ross Ridge) wrote:
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:
    Please stop sending me emails with subject lines like
    "JXLBB22HMAAUDUDL8N expires in 24 HOURS". It's really annoying.

    I used to get emails with subjects like that from GOG all the time, but
    I have't gotten one since July 13th. I did receive an email from them
    titled "Exclusive discount on Europa Universalis series" last week though.

    I've always just ignored the special code emails though. I never read
    them, let alone try to use one of the codes, so maybe they just gave up?

    So what you're saying is that GOG.com is targetting me specifically
    with these annoying emails?

    <paranoid mode on>
    I knew it! They're all out to get me!

    ;-)
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  • From Mike S.@Mike_S@nowhere.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sun Oct 20 13:10:37 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action

    On Sun, 20 Oct 2024 00:01:15 -0000 (UTC), rridge@csclub.uwaterloo.ca
    (Ross Ridge) wrote:

    I used to get emails with subjects like that from GOG all the time, but
    I have't gotten one since July 13th. I did receive an email from them
    titled "Exclusive discount on Europa Universalis series" last week though.

    I've always just ignored the special code emails though. I never read
    them, let alone try to use one of the codes, so maybe they just gave up?

    Hopefully they give up on me because I still get those 'this so and so
    code expires in 24 hours' emails all the freaking time.
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  • From candycanearter07@candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Mon Oct 21 18:20:04 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action

    Mike S <Mike_S@nowhere.com> wrote at 17:50 this Saturday (GMT):
    On Sat, 19 Oct 2024 12:35:28 -0400, Rin Stowleigh
    <rstowleigh@x-nospam-x.com> wrote:

    I've never understood why marketing douchebags don't understand that >>excessive spam tends to make us think less of their product, not more.

    There's probably a sweet spot frequency interval where "offers"
    actually strike the target and gain the recipients interest, and as
    someone who made it their life's goal to be SURE I never invest time
    trying to learn the art of effective marketing I can't claim to know
    what that interval is, but I don't think incessant spam is the ticket.

    Yeah, I agree. Too few emails and I will forget your site even exists,
    too many and I will become numb to them and just ignore all of them.

    That is exactly what happened with GOG for me. I agree with Spalls
    here too. Those 24 hour so and so game expires emails from them are
    both excessive and annoying. They need to fucking tell you what game
    is being offered in the subject header. They don't and so I have had
    enough. I just delete them immediately.


    Most of my main email is spam I never read. On the other hand, the only
    thing that my secondary email gets spammed by is Tumblr.
    --
    user <candycane> is generated from /dev/urandom
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  • From ant@ant@zimage.comANT (Ant) to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Mon Oct 21 20:19:37 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action

    Ditto.


    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    (cc customerservice@gog.com)

    Dear GOG,

    Please stop sending me emails with subject lines like
    "JXLBB22HMAAUDUDL8N expires in 24 HOURS". It's really annoying.

    It's not that I'm uninterested in those emails. If I were, I would unsubscribe. I _want_ to hear about your sales and the various
    discounts you're offering me. But that subject line is a real
    turn-off. It screams "spam" and "skeevy marketing tactics" and
    "corporate indifference to what people actually want" all in one. I
    never read those emails. They go directly to the junk bin. And it's
    all because of that stupid subject line.

    I know, I know; there's probably some guy in marketing who swears
    these subject lines are more effective. He insists that by keeping
    things mysterious with an indecipherable subject, you're forcing
    people to click through to the web-site and see what exciting deal
    they're getting, and that once they're there, customers are 16% more
    likely to buy, or something like that.

    But your no-DRM stance indicates you're more than just the bottom
    line; that you actually want to be a company with some morals and
    meaning. And these stupid, aggravating, annoying -and in my case,
    worthless- emails (since they're junked before I even see them) work
    contrary to your goals.

    So all I ask is that, in future, instead of seeing "RTBNJSDDGDFSADASDA expires in 24 hours", instead have a decipherable subject line like,
    "Your discount for Talos Principle expires in 24 hours". It humanizes
    you, annoys me less, gets through my spam filters, and may actually
    make me visit your web-site and buy the damn game.

    TL;DR: stop listening to the hacks in marketing. They're hated for a
    reason.


    Yours sincerely,

    A long-time and generally satisfied GOG.com customer

    Me.
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  • From candycanearter07@candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Wed Oct 23 04:10:07 2024
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    Ant <ant@zimage.comANT> wrote at 20:19 this Monday (GMT):
    Ditto.


    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    (cc customerservice@gog.com)

    Dear GOG,

    Please stop sending me emails with subject lines like
    "JXLBB22HMAAUDUDL8N expires in 24 HOURS". It's really annoying.

    It's not that I'm uninterested in those emails. If I were, I would
    unsubscribe. I _want_ to hear about your sales and the various
    discounts you're offering me. But that subject line is a real
    turn-off. It screams "spam" and "skeevy marketing tactics" and
    "corporate indifference to what people actually want" all in one. I
    never read those emails. They go directly to the junk bin. And it's
    all because of that stupid subject line.

    I know, I know; there's probably some guy in marketing who swears
    these subject lines are more effective. He insists that by keeping
    things mysterious with an indecipherable subject, you're forcing
    people to click through to the web-site and see what exciting deal
    they're getting, and that once they're there, customers are 16% more
    likely to buy, or something like that.

    But your no-DRM stance indicates you're more than just the bottom
    line; that you actually want to be a company with some morals and
    meaning. And these stupid, aggravating, annoying -and in my case,
    worthless- emails (since they're junked before I even see them) work
    contrary to your goals.

    So all I ask is that, in future, instead of seeing "RTBNJSDDGDFSADASDA
    expires in 24 hours", instead have a decipherable subject line like,
    "Your discount for Talos Principle expires in 24 hours". It humanizes
    you, annoys me less, gets through my spam filters, and may actually
    make me visit your web-site and buy the damn game.

    TL;DR: stop listening to the hacks in marketing. They're hated for a
    reason.


    Yours sincerely,

    A long-time and generally satisfied GOG.com customer

    Me.


    (one of) my favorite pokemons :D
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