• A Crappy Sales Call

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Mar 19 00:04:48 2023
    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
    of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded
    to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
    wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
    my demonstration."

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning."
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Mon Jun 19 00:04:41 2023
    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
    of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded
    to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
    wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
    my demonstration."

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning."
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)